Whatever holiday you observe, this is the season for giving. For some of us, unfortunately, it’s also the season for panic. Our talent for procrastination is compounded by sudden memory loss: What was that perfect gift we found for Dad in July? We sure as heck can’t remember.Is there something about gift-giving that makes the best and brightest choke? We’re here to help. While you were practicing preholiday denial, the BAM staff was shopping—for out-of-the-ordinary gifts designed, made, or sold by Brown alumni. From handmade quilts and organic pickles to ocarinas and sex toys, here they are, arranged in the BAM’s first-ever gift guide. We chose these as a public service to you, the last-minute shopper. If you need more evidence that Brown alums are resourceful, quirky, and (for the most part) tasteful, look no further than these pages. We doubt you’ll find these treasures at your local mall. The clock is ticking ...